THE SNOWMAN THAT ALMOST GOT AWAY

I'VE BEEN BUSY MAKING SNOWMEN FOR HOLIDAY GIFTS....THEY ARE MORE WORK BUT LESS CALORIC THAN COOKIES...... WELL YOU NEED TO SPRAY PAINT THEM WITH GLITTER NATURALLY.  SO I DO THIS ON THE BACK STAIRWELL OF MY APARTMENT.  DID I KNOW THAT GARBAGE WAS BEING COLLECTED TODAY?  NO!  SO I LEFT ONE LITTLE BUTTERFLY SNOWMAN TO DRY.....BEFORE YOU CAN SAY PRESTO CHANGO ( OK I WAS TALKING WITH GOLDEN BETTY BOOP BY SKYPE)   MY POOR LITTLE SNOWMAN WAS SCOOPED UP AND TRANSPORTED TO THE TRASH ( ONE MANS TREASURE IS ANOTHER MANS TRASH) BWANA..... WAS FINALLY TRASHING THE SUNDAY PAPER, WHEN I SAID WATCH OUT FOR MY SNOWMAN.....WHEN HE ANNOUNCED HE'S GONE......I FLEW OUTTA MY CHAIR AND RAN FOR THE SERVICEMEN.  IN TWO SECONDS THEY HAD HIM BAGGED AND GAGGED OUT ON THE CURB! BUT WE RECUSED HIM JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME.